Speki Homer Simpsons er heimsþekkt  . . .  en hæpin

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

 

If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.

 

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am!


I hope I didn't brain my damage.

 

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

 

I've always wondered if there was a God, and now I know there is.

It's me.